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03/31/2023 – Babylon Bee: “FBI vows to get to the bottom of what christians did to provoke attack.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-vows-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-what-christians-did-to-provoke-attack

03/23/2023 – Babylon Bee: “FBI, CIA relieved they no longer have to travel abroad to turn countries into banana republics.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-relieved-they-no-longer-have-to-travel-abroad-to-turn-countries-into-banana-republics

03/21/2023 – Babylon Bee: “Archaeologists discover ‘Braveheart’ laserdisc used by Paul for first mens conference.” /with personal chuckle – the satire points to my family. haha

https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-discover-braveheart-laserdisc-used-by-paul-for-first-mens-conference

Here I go, ruining the satire with a personal comment, but I got a special kick out of this one, seeing as how we presented my father a dvd …

03/20/2023 -Babylon Bee: “Man wishing he got excited about anything in life like his three year old seeing a backhoe.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-wishing-he-got-excited-about-anything-in-life-like-his-three-year-old-seeing-a-backhoe

03/08/2023 – Babylon Bee: “Media warns that anyone watching unedited Jan 6 footage could arrive at an unapproved conclusion.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/Media-warns-that-anyone-watching-unedited-jan-6-footage-could-arrive-at-unapproved-conclusion

02/28/2023 – Babylon Bee: “God confirms heaven will have a buc-ees.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-confirms-heaven-will-have-a-buc-ees

02/25/2023 – Babylon Bee: “Miracle: Christian graduates from seminary still a christian .”

https://babylonbee.com/news/miracle-christian-graduates-from-seminary-still-a-christian

02/21/2023 – BabylonBee: “Pastor who preached 13 minutes over time sure this is the start of a revival.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-who-preached-13-minutes-over-time-pretty-sure-this-is-the-start-of-a-revival

02/13/2023 – Babylon Bee: “God hopeful the millions spent on ‘He gets us’ super bowl ad will finally give him some exposure.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-hopeful-the-millions-spent-on-he-gets-us-super-bowl-ad-will-finally-give-him-some-exposure

02/11/2023 – Babylon Bee: “To cover rising costs, Hunter now charging extra 15% for the ‘big guy’.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-cover-rising-costs-hunter-now-charging-15-for-the-big-guy