10/07/2026 – “Heaven has strict immigration laws, hell has open borders.” Anonymous
So, I used duckduckgo ai to see if I could find out who it can originally be attributed to:
Who said this? “Heaven has strict immigration laws, hell has open borders.”
Reply:
“There’s no clearly established individual author. The wording became widely known from a sign at Apostolic Faith Church in Springdale, Arkansas, in 2019; assistant pastor Michael Pennington explained the church’s intended meaning, but wasn’t identified as the quote’s author. Similar wording has since appeared on other church signs. WFTV1”.
My bride read it to me this morning from a Facebook post…
Arguably, I think I could put “Christian Apologetics” as a secondary category to this quote, leaving satire as the primary.